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You are, Charlie, you are.
Which is why the Charlie Sheen random quote generator, livethesheendream.com, is a blast. Below are just a few of his pearls of wisdom.
Check out the rest. There are over 75 of these memorable beauties.
Think your life sucks more than Charlie Sheen's? Tell them why at this other fun homage to the actor.