20 Pairs Of Witty Socks Give You A Leg Up On Attitude.

20 new wickedly fun pairs of cotton blended socks say what you probably can't. Sarcastic and mostly bitter, the colored socks come in designs broken into 4 different general styles, with 5 styles in each category. Retro illustrated socks featuring people with fun sayings, bright colors with graphics and fun sayings, plaid floral socks with the sayings on a hang tag, and socks that mix tools and construction items with flowers and fun sayings.





All 20 styles shown below:

Fuck This Shit:


Don't Change:


Sock Whore:


Three Days of Cramps Makes Me a Total Badass:


You're Not The Boss Of Me:


Carpe The Fuck Out Of This Diem:


I Have Mood Swings:


Love Is Being Stupid Together:


Men Ruin Stuff:


It's My Parents Fault:


They Don't Want You To, But I Say Do It:


You're Not Obsessive,You're Compulsively Awesome:


Screwing Up Is Part Of The Program:


Kick This Day In Its Sunshiny Ass:


Your Ass is Grass:


Pretty Hammered:


Perfectly Screwy:


Easy To Squeeze:


A Little Mixed Up:


Bright and Beautiful:


The socks are a combination of cotton, nylon and spandex for both comfort and to hold their shape. They come in Women's shoe size 5-10.


In addition, 1% of the sale of these socks supports the humanitarian work of Doctors Without Borders



Only $9.99 a pair, they make great gifts. Shop for them here at Blue Q

Belgian Chocolate Bumholes. That's Right... Edible Anus.

Founded in 2004, they're not new, but they've been making the rounds on the web, so I'll follow suit and jump on the butthole bandwagon.

Zombie Easter Bunny and Zombie Bunny Lollipops.

Think Geek's Chocolate Zombie Bunny and Zombie Bunny Lollipops are sure to be a favorite amongst flesh-eating zombie-loving adults and children this coming Easter Holiday. What better way to celebrate the Lord's rising from the dead than to indulge in Undead Bunnies?



Chocolate Zombie Bunny



The Zombie Bunny is made from 8 ounces of solid white chocolate.
$15.99
Buy it here


Zombie Bunny Lollipops



The Zombie Bunny lollipops, which come in a set of four, have variations in the zombie bunny blood spatter color, as they are all hand poured.

• Set of four lollipops for you to eat or share (each is individually wrapped to help with sharing).
• Each pop looks like a zombie bunny, but tastes like cotton candy.
• Net Wt: approx. 4oz.
• Dimensions: approx. 2.125" x 3.5" x 0.25" (just the edible part).

$9.99
Buy them here

Light The Way For The 49ers With This Candlestick Park Prayer Candle

The San Francisco Heritage Preservation Society cordially invites you to partake in its inaugural celebratory offering. Upper Playground and Botanica Yoruba present for the first time in 49er franchise history, the Candlestick Park Prayer Candle.




The candle commemorates one of the oldest and most notorious stadiums in NFL history and the home to 5 Super Bowl rings and counting.


above: Candlestick Park

Kick off each game with the ultimate omen. Light the candle and summon 49er greatness. Santa Clara, Shmanta Clara, the history and tradition will forever burn at Candlestick. 49er football is a ritual and Candlestick is a tradition.




The candle includes a special prayer on the back in English/ Spanish courtesy of Botanica Yoruba, the oldest most historic botanica in town:


Botanica Yoruba specializes in prayer candles, magic soap, ointments and other spiritual effects to help bring guidance and peace to your life. All are welcome, no matter your affiliation, denomination, ailment, or woe. Since 1978, it has been a staple in the Mission District and the home for city dwellers spiritual accoutrements.

Botanica Yoruba is located at 3423 19th Street in San Francisco's Mission District.

$12 Buy the Candlestick Park Prayer Candle here

Hey Girl Goes Hardcover. Ryan Gosling Memes Get Bound In A New Book.

If the words "Hey Girl" don't mean anything to you, you're either not a fan of The Gos (which cannot be possible), or you must be one of the few people who never visited the blog of Danielle Henderson.




What started as a silly way for blogger Danielle Henderson and her classmates to keep track of the feminist theorists they were studying in class quickly turned into an overnight sensation. Since its launch in October 2011, the Feminist Ryan Gosling blog has close to 30,000 followers and more than 3 million page views per month.




In this hilarious book, Feminist Ryan Gosling: Feminist Theory (as Imagined) from Your Favorite Sensitive Movie Dude, based on the wildly popular blog, the author pairs swoon-worthy photos of the steamy actor with sensitive feminist theories and plenty of sweet talk. Included are 120 full-color photos and captions throughout, with some of the best entries from the blog along with 70 to 80 percent brand-new material for the book.

Due out in August, you can pre-order the book from Amazon here

Hardcover: 128 pages
Publisher: Running Press (August 14, 2012)
Language: English

The Perfect Gift For Those Who Don't Give A Flying F*ck. An Expletive Remote Control Helicopter.

How many times have you had to listen to someone drone on and on about something in which you have no interest? Now you can show them you don't give a Flying Fuck with his hilarious Remote Controlled Flying F*ck Helicopter. Made from soft-foam, it's controlled by a two-channel helicopter style flight system.



The actual RC Helicopter does not have a pixelated or blurred letter:



Product Features:
• R/C Helicopter looks like a giant flying F*CK
• Two channel control means the copter always move forward slowly. You control the hover and right and left turns.
• Dual counter-rotating blades give incredible hovering and stability
• Helicopter Charges from Remote
• 7 Minute fly time, 10 minute charge time
• Requires 6 AA batteries, not included

video of the RC Helicopter in action:

Via HiConsumption via Materialicious



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