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Okay, I don't want to 'make fun' of anyone who fears that they are 'dying' but this has got to be one of the funniest 'real' 911 calls I have ever heard.
This is from a Michigan Policeman who stole some pot from a bust and made brownies with it that he and his wife then ingested.
This is the entire call, unlike some other posts.
You've got to give it to the operator for maintaining her composure.
My favorite line " time is passing really slowly, I think we are dying" followed by asking the operator the score of The Redwings game to make sure he's not 'hallucinating'.
Poor Officer Edward Sanchez, he's never gonna live this down.