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Showing posts with label erotic homewares. Show all posts
Showing posts with label erotic homewares. Show all posts

Kama Sutra Cookies, Cookie Cutters and Lovesick Recipes




These gingerbread cookies are probably not what your grandmother made for the holiday season, unless you've got a very liberal granny. Designed by Swedish company Pipparkakan, the Kama Sutra cookie cutters were actually made way back in 2007 and were featured on Gizmodo, and lots of other gadget and nerd sites. But I never saw a finished product until Taxi posted the pic shown above.



Whereas a few years ago, they were carried in many online stores, now they are nerly impossible to find, but you can order them from Pipparkakan directly.



The cutters come in 2 different boxes with 4 different cutters in each, which means that if you order both boxes you will have 8 different shapes.

One box including tax and shipping within Europe costs 325 SEK or 35 EUR.
One box including tax and shipping outside Europe costs 350 SEK or $55 USD.

They use PayPal. Shipping through regular Swedish Postal Service, approx 4-6 days from payment for Europe and US. Australia 5-9 days.

This is How to Order your Pipparkaka:

• Send an e-mail to order@pipparkakan.se

• Write your name and address and phone number and tell us which box that tickles you. The Black Silk or the Raspberry Purple, you can always order both.

• When you have placed your order you will get an e-mail from PayPal with a grateful request for payment, it will be sent to the e-mail address you used while placing the order. The box is sent to you as soon as payment has been received.

Enjoy a lustful cooking experience and bon appetit! And here's two Lovesick Recipes from them:

Kinky Glacé

1,5-2 dl icing sugar
Water
Oil
Baking colour

Pour the icing sugar into a small bowl. Carefully fill up with water so that it covers a centimeter over the sugar. Let rest for a while and then pour out the water that has not been absorbed by the sugar. Stir so that the glace is smooth and even.

If you want a shinier glace you just add a few drops of oil.

You can distribute the glace into more bowls and add cooking colour to get more colours to decorate with.

Then just use your imagination. Garters, hand cuffs and whips, a pipparkaka is not shy of anything, let the lust flow!


Pipparkaka dough ca 150

350 g butter
4 hg sugar
3 dl syrup
1 table spoon grinded ginger
1 tea spoon grinded cinnamon
1 tea spoon grinded clove
1 table spoom bicarbonate
3 dl whipped cream
1,5 kg flour

Stir melted butter, sugar and syrup to a nice mixture. Mix an elixir of love from the spices. Pour down the spice mix into the mixture and stir.

Whip the cream into a hard foam and pour down a little at the time.

Mix the bicarbonate with most of the flour and pour it into the mixture, knead into a steady dough. (Of course you can use various tools for this)

Wrap the dough into foil and let the love grow cool during the night... let the shapes inspire you in how to spent your time...

When the night is over, just do it! (Also the baking) Take some dough at the time and roll out large with a rolling pin to desired thickness, it does matter! The thinner, the harder... Dip the cutters in a bit of flour. Push the pipparkakor out of the flat dough and put on cold baking tins.

Grease or cover with baking paper and cook in the middle of the oven during 4-5 minutes at 200°C. Let the hot cookies cool off for a couple of minutes before you let yourself get seduced.

Interested in buying pipparkaksformar for your store? Please contact them at info@pipparkakan.se or call Susanne Burelo at +46 730-340 222

Like bad taste cookie cutters?
Then check out these:

 Fetal Bites, fetus shaped cookie cutters.



Crucifixion Cookie Cutters:

Funky Find Of The Week: Venini Tits Lights

 

 Illuminated boobs? That's right, just the thing for your bare walls. Hand blown Venini glass Tits lights designed by studio job are actual functioning wall sconces with a milkwhite/pink finish.

 

A Vibrator You Can Leave On The Nightstand. Love The Bird Lamp.



Sex toys belong in the bedroom nightstand drawer. At least until now. Lebanon designer Marc Dibeh's "Love The Bird" Lamp discreetly conceals a vibrator stowed in a functioning table lamp.

Rest On Breasts. The Velvet Bikini Cushion.




Every once in awhile I come across something so bizarre, I simply have to blog about it. This is one of those times.



Got a boob man (or woman) in your life? This just might be the perfect gift for them.

The Velvet Bikini Cushion by Olleh ('Hello' backwards as well as a Korean catchphrase) has three dimensional soft fluffy filled breasts clad in a blue, orange or purple leopard printed bikini top. The bikini top is actually removable and yes, the velvet breasts have 3D nipples.







Face up, you can rest your head between two mountainous breasts, sitting upright or reclining:


Lie on it face down and you can feel it up, god forbid.. suck on it or motorboat- your call.



Good for road trips too!


The one really good thing about it? The breasts won't sag over time.
Buy the bikini boob pillow here.

Care about Boobs? Click here to give free mammograms in support of Breast cancer research. (thanks Benoit!)

Nasty Teacups & Erotic Homewares From Outlandish Creations



Outlandish Creations of the UK create ceramic and porcelain pieces for the home that are a tongue in cheek twist on tradition and eroticism. All the pieces are original and hand crafted. Some can be found at various boutiques and others can be commissioned directly from the artist.

Here are some of her more popular pieces:

The 'Salt & Pepper Cockshakers' are a tongue in cheek poke at the discerning entertainer. Beautifully made in slip cast stoneware these pieces are practical as well as being beautiful to the touch.




Buy the cockshakers here.

Tea Cups:


The 'Tea Cup & Saucer' is an antithesis to the typical 'tea set'. The cups and saucers have been slip cast, and the pictures or rude lettering has been added on in decal transfer after the second firing.

Cock n' Balls tea cup:

Whore and Wanker cups:

Bitch and Wanker tea cup set:


Buy the 'bitch' and 'wanker' tea cup set here.

Porcelain Riding Crops:


Riding crops signify dominance and submission, a secretive glance at a masochistic world, which intrigues as much as it entices. Katie is bringing to the foreground an unabashedly flirty, delicate and entirely coquettish object. In its fragility, being made in porcelain, it is impractical to use. One strike will break the crop.






Katie of Outlandish Creations is a designer and maker of high quality porcelain and stoneware ceramic slip cast items including lighting and ‘kitchenalia’. Katie's work has been created from conception to production and are unique one-off pieces. Her work is produced in Troubadour Studios, Falmouth under the ‘Outlandish Creations’ registered brand name and can be found at such erotic homewares shops as Impure Art and Coco de Mer

Please contact Katie if you wish to discuss a commission. All items can be made to order specifically to your technical requirements.

Erotic homewares turn you on?



Then you probably want to check out Randy Woods erotic pillows and homewares here.

Funky Find Of The Week: Randy Wood's Rubber Pillows & Erotic Homewares




The 12" square pillows made by Randy Wood are three dimensional and cast from a single mold. Available in red or black, you can choose from nose, face or... a dick.



Made with rubber, canvas and filler, they are bizarre but beautiful in their own weird way.


above: The face pillow

above: The nose pillow

above: The dick pillow

He actually has some G-rated ones like wings and hearts (shown in the first picture in this post) which I found over at urban peel. Those sell for $75.00 a piece, but the site is presently under construction.



Want to see the Randy Wood website? Check it out, but be forewarned, you should probably be 18+ because he clearly has a fixation with the male anatomy. The site sells erotic homewares (knobs, wall hooks, trays, candleholders, leather notebooks... even carving knives) all with the cast head of a penis as the design element:




The site proclaims that Porno vases and table Lamps are coming soon!

Buy the pillows and the above erotic items here at Randy Wood's site.

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