Star Trek Boldly Goes To The Dogs. Beds, Collars, Bowls and Chew Toys.

Got a terrier who's a Trekkie? Or a Corgi with a crush on Captain Kirk? Maybe your canine is just a geek or shares your penchant for the world of Star Trek. Either way, Crowded Coop has just launched a line of dog products inspired by Star Trek, TOS  - that's "The Original Series" for those of you who are not Trexperts.



These collars, leashes, pet beds, feeding bowls, sweaters, chew toys and even a dog poop bag dispenser shaped like a communicator will have your dog's tail wagging at warp speed in no time.

Captains Chair Dog Bed:

buy it here

Star Trek Original Series Transporter Re-Energize Dog Bed:

buy it here

Star Trek The Original Series Gold, Blue and Red Uniform Dog Bowls:


buy the Star Trek TOS Blue Uniform Dog Bowl here
buy the Star Trek TOS Gold Uniform Dog Bowl here
buy the Star Trek TOS Red Uniform Dog Bowl here

Star Trek The Original Series Uniform Dog Collars and Leashes in Gold, Blue and Red:


buy the Star Trek TOS Gold Uniform Dog Collar here
buy the Star Trek TOS Uniform Dog Leash here

buy the Star Trek TOS Blue Uniform Dog Collar here
buy the Star Trek TOS Blue Uniform Dog Leash here

buy the Star Trek TOS Red Uniform Dog Collar here
buy the Star Trek TOS Red Uniform Dog Leash here

Star Trek Boldy Go Collar and Leash and Star Trek Beam Me Up Comic Collar and Leash*:

*note these are drawings shown above, no photos of the product yet

buy the Star Trek TOS Boldly Go Dog Collar here
buy the Star Trek TOS Boldly Go Dog Leash here
by the Star Trek TOS Beam Me Up Comic Dog Collar here
buy the Star Trek TOS Beam Me Up Comic Dog Leash here

Star Trek TOS Uniform Dog Shirts in Gold, Blue and Red, Spock Dog Hoodie and Uhura Uniform Dog Shirt:


buy the Star Trek TOS Uniform Dog Spock Hoodie here
buy the Star Trek TOS Captain Kirk Uniform Dog Shirt here
buy the Star Trek TOS Spock Uniform Dog Shirt here
buy the Star Trek TOS Scotty Uniform Dog Shirt here
buy the Star Trek TOS Uhura Uniform Dog Shirt here

Star Trek TOS Communicator Dog Bag Dispenser:

buy it here

Star Trek Plush Chew Toys (Enterprise, Red Shirt, Klingon, and Planetary Disaster):


buy the Star Trek TOS Enterprise NCC-1701 Warp Drive Dog Chew Toy Plush here
buy the Star Trek Klingon 12-Inch Dog Chew Toy Plush here
buy the Star Trek Red Shirt 12-Inch Dog Chew Toy Plush here
buy the Star Trek Planetary Disaster Dog Rope Chew Toy here

Horny Hounds Rejoice. A Sex Doll For Dogs Hits The Market.

In April of 2007 I blogged about the 'HotDoll', a concept design of a sex doll for dogs from a design studio named Feel Addicted. And though the Hotdoll was plenty written about, it remains a design concept and prototype that has yet to come to market.


above: the concept design for Feel Addicted's Hotdoll



Seems a Brazilian company has beat them to it. The Doggie Lover Doll by Pet Smiling is actually available for purchase now to placate your randy canine.

the press release:
You may know or have probably heard about these dolls for men that are very popular in Sex Shops around the world. There are inflatable ones, full-body, silicone, as well as other models. So now the first doll for dogs has been launched in Brazil. That’s right, a doll for dogs to practice safe sex. The majority of non-neutered dogs spend a good chunk of time looking for something to hump. They try pillows, furry creatures, people’s legs and even other animals.

To put an end to this nonsense and improve the little ones' lives, the enterprise PetSmiling, headquartered in Miami, United States, and in São Paulo, Brazil, is bringing to the market the DoggieLoverDoll: a female canine manufactured in soft rubber with a silicone vagina and an easy to clean reservoir. The product also comes with a tube of water-based intimate lubricant, to increase the useful life of the doll.



This doll comes in three sizes: small, medium and large, to satisfy all existing races. “I had the idea to make this doll when my Maltese started to grab everybody’s legs. I did some research and couldn’t find anything like it, anywhere in the world. I decided to make it!”, reveals Marco Giroto, owner of the PetSmiling company, responsible for this worldwide novelty. This product is exclusive and has been patented in the major countries of the world where it will be sold. Soon after it was launched, PetSmiling already got orders from several countries, including the United States, Germany and Japan.

During the doll’s test period with a few canines, including the Maltese Flock (responsible for the idea), the pets showed a better quality of life based on less anxiety, less barking, and less territorial demarcation. In other words, the dogs live a better life, satisfying their repressed sexuality, in some cases for many years.

When a dog tries to hump legs, stuffed animals and other objects, he cannot reach an ejaculation. With the DoggieLoverDoll he can. Human beings have their hands to masturbate themselves, now the domestic animals, which have practically no contact with females in heat, can alleviate themselves with a toy designed specifically for them. Dogs have a great sexual appetite and this novelty, surely will better their lives.

Wanna buy it?

You can purchase The Doggie Lover Doll by contacting Pet Smiling here.

Contact or inquiries for wholesale:
+1 (305) 728-6404 in USA or via the e-mail petsmiling@petsmiling.com.